Strictly Sexual ;)

Okay, okay... it's not what you think if you were thinking something when you saw the title of this post. Hahaha. It's the title of this very inappropriate, but interesting movie on Hulu. I thought, aside from the sex, it was good. It's one of those movies you kind of learn something from... I'll put some quotes at the end of this post. There's this other movie on Hulu that I saw called '100 Girls.' I know, I know... what's up with all these movies Mara! Hahaha. This one was more of a romantic comedy which happened to have 100 girls... but there isn't as much sex in this one as you might think. Anyway, I thought it was a really good movie and, again, it's one of those movies you kind of learn something from. I'll put quotes from that movie at the end of here too.

Now that I have that out of the way, I must say, today... was a very productive day. Haha. I'm rereading that last line in my head and it was very rhymey... ah, I must sound like a lunatic. Hahaha. Oh well. I was able to finish my Pathogens Poster for biology and it looks pretty damn good if I do say so myself. And I submitted my poem for the poetry contest at the library... happy national poetry month everyone, in case you didn't know. I'm hoping to win. I really am. If you wanna know what poem I submitted it's call 'Ice Sculpture.' It's in my poetry blog. You should check it out. There's a link on the upper right-hand corner of this blog. Feel free to read my other poems too and comment. Anyway... that's all I did, but it felt good. I did quite a bit of studying too, with the AP biology exam coming up real soon. Alright, I'm gonna go back to studying since I can't seem to think of anything else to say. Here are those quotes...

STRICTLY SEXUAL

Joe: I like fucking. I like it a lot. Who doesn't? But people make such a big deal out of it. There's so much emphasis put on appearance. I don't know why. I've had sex with fat girls, with skinny girls. It's really all the same.

Joe: Sex isn't about talking dirty or some silly new position, it's about trust.

My favorite quote from Strictly Sexual...

Stanny: You know real life, it ain't like the movies. Life is just a bunch of stories you go through and they all end sooner or later. But it's ok. I'm gonna go find my next story. I hope you do the same

100 GIRLS

Matthew: One hundred girls. And one of them is my true love, my forever soul mate, the Betty to my Barney, my kismetic destiny. The problem is I don't know who she is.

Matthew: It was if I was a perverted Prince Charming. Instead of possessing Cinderella's glass slippers, I had her panties.

Matthew: Men have this anti-intimacy force field around them. It is powered by sarcasm, humor, and aversion.

Matthew: There are no clearly defined rules between men and women. So, each side thinks they're playing fair and each side thinks they're being cheated. Maybe, this is why men and women have the innate ability to bring out the poison in one another.

Matthew: You know something, Crick. I was wondering. Do the bad guys of the world really know they're being bad? Or do the bad guys actually just think they're being good guys, when, in fact, they're just acting like sphincters?

Crick: I don't know. You tell me, "smart guy!"
Matthew: So you really think you're a good guy?
Crick: Yeah, I know I am! See, you're the one who's trying to steal my chick! I'm the cool one!
Matthew: Cool? Oh, that's another thing that just bothers me. I was just reading that one in six people in the world think they're cool. What is that? Like, a BILLION people are cool? That just can't possibly be right! If everybody's cool, then really, nobody is cool.
Crick: You don't know what you're talking about, guy!
Matthew: Look at you! I mean, the modern day media, the magazines, the TV. They show us what coolness is, so that you ponytail pretenders can go out there and buy coolness, thus fooling the weak-minded and unsuspected!

Matthew's big speech in 100 Girls... the way he delivered it was just so amazing. You're just gonna have to see it for yourself [YouTube link below]. (:

Matthew: Without you, I'm as lonely as an abandoned dog on the side of a highway. I have gift anxiety, even through I don't know when your birthday is. We can spend perfect days shopping and cooking together. I swear, I'll never make wisecracks when you scrape your tires against the curb while parallel parking. If you consent to live with me, I'll clean the toilet every week. I'll do it with my tongue if you ask. I will strike the words "hooters" and "love rockets" from my vocabulary. I'll love you. Even if your name is Mimi and you want me to pronounce it "May May". I will only pass gas underneath the covers and only under the direst of circumstances. Hell, I'll go on a low cholesterol diet. And I won't buy one of those red sports cars when I hit my mid-life crisis. Your parents can come visit us every week, even if your mom is a big witch with a capital B. And your folks don't have to go to a retirement home because they can come live with us. I declare, I'll separate the whites from the colors, I'll learn the mysteries of hot and cold water washes. I'll never huff and puff while waiting for you to put on your makeup. If you're a cat person, I'll never point out the fact that a dog can save your life from drowning, but a cat can't. I will happily go see chick flicks with you, like "Pride and Prejudice". I'll make a point to trying new food like okra gumbo. I won't curl my nose at vegetables whose awful taste is disguised by having cheese on it. I pledge to always say "yes" when you ask, "Is my hair looking okay tonight?" I'm gonna bring a whole new meaning to the word "cuddle". I'll be thoughtful enough to read your horoscope every day. I'm gonna save every birthday card you send me! And I'll actually write you real letters when we're apart. I'm never gonna expect you to know where I left my car keys, and I'll never leave my socks on the floor. With me, you'll find the cap is always on the toothpaste. I'll start wearing those male bikini style underwear if you like. My belly button will always be lint free. I want to full-on kiss your clitoris. It will be the most passionate, intimate experience you've ever had. I declare now, I will give my life for you. And if you fail to come to me, I know some part of me will surely die.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=9jmuyaONeCA